Kandy Masquerade

I am celebrating my divorce by going to the Kandy Masquerade party held on February 26th at the Playboy Mansion. This is the most fitting, most perfect, most audacious way to say adios to the ball and chain! I promise you I will be the wildest guy there.

The Kandy Masquerade is the coolest of parties at the Playboy Mansion. Everyone wears masks and the girls wear the sexiest lingerie they can find, and the guys wear some dark shit. There are professional performances and open bars and good food. But whose there for that? I want to dance with the sexy women. I am particularly determined to dance with a Playboy Playmate, and a Kandy Body Painted Model. I am absolutely going to get hot and heavy with as many young things as I can. I mean, I am now a Free Man! I can be with any girl I want! I can dance with her and kiss her and hold her tight, and there’s no one at home to give me crap for it. Ah, this is the life!